What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
A man of my spiritual intensities does not eat corpses.
The defect of equality is that we only desire it with our superiors.
Once a woman is made man's equal, she becomes his superior.
It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.
I sipped the cognac. It tasted like semi-viscous airplane fuel from the Amelia Earhart era.
Foods that are said to do one good generally taste of sawdust and burnt rubber.
All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man ever does; that is his.