All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one.
The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery.
Tact is, after all, a kind of mind reading.
A man will rust out quicker than he'll wear out.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.