There is no greater bane to friendship than adulation, fawning and flattery.
He looked as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel cake.
Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary one.
I guess I look like a rock quarry that has been dynamited.
My face looks like a wedding cake that has been left out in the rain.
Air travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant.
It's not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
He had a face like a collapsed lung.
If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.