You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A Nervous Wreck.


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