Spilling your guts is exactly as charming as it sounds.
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate clauses.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A Nervous Wreck.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.