Jim Carrey

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bette Midler

If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.

Lawrence Summers

No one in the history of the world ever washed a rented car.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

Her virtue was that she said what she thought; her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.

Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?


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