My wife was afraid of the dark, saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.

Jed Babbin

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion.

Frederick the Great

Artillery lends dignity to what otherwise would be a vulgar brawl.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black-box stuff?

H. L. Mencken

The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false front for those who want to rule it.

Irving Kristol

Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters of life begin when you get what you want.

Wit is like caviar. It should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

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