The best way to end up with a million dollars is to give your stockbroker two million dollars.

Data is not information until it is organized. Information is not knowledge until it is analyzed. Knowledge is not power until it is wisely utilized.

I'd just like to shoot that Murphy! But alas, my gun would probably jam.

Dr. W. Edwards Deming

Information is not knowledge. Let's not confuse the two.

To think of nuclear energy in terms of a nuclear bomb is like thinking of electricity in terms of an electric chair.


Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

To err is human nature. This is why people think I'm from outer space.


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