The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

Judity Viorst

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands -- and then eat just one of the pieces.

Daniel Boone

I have never been lost. I will admit to being confused for several weeks.

Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself.

Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

Katharine Hepburn

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

Dorthy Parker

Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

Blaise Pascal

All the troubles of man come from his not knowing how to sit still.


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