The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

Harry S. Truman

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know.

Garrison Keillor

The meaning of life is, first, to earn a living. You may be digging your own grave, but if you dig it straight and deep and they pay you, it's honest work.

Albert Einstein

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

Jerry Seinfeld

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Albert Einstein

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.

Groucho Marx

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.

If I had to live my life all over again, I'd do it all exactly the same -- only I wouldn't read Beowulf.

Johnny Cash

Life is a path lived only by the light of those we love.


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