To get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
Machines should work. People should think.
Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.
If it's good, they'll stop making it.
Nothing minor ever happens to a car.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
You can never do merely one thing.
The Universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Parking spaces are always on the other side of the street.