Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.
D'liver D'letter D'sooner D'better
If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If it's too big to pick up, paint it.
If you can't find a partner get a wooden chair.
When trouble arises, boil some water.
If you're coasting, you're going downhill.
People become progressively less competent for jobs they once were well equipped to handle.
20 percent of the requirements accounts for 80 percent of the work.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.