A filing cabinet is a useful container where things can be lost alphabetically.
Overtime: Time spent in the evening doing the work you never quite got around to during the day.
Boss: One who's late when you're early and early when you're late.
Blame your predecessor.
There's no business like NO business.
One person's floor is another person's ceiling.
If you think you have the answer, the question was poorly phrased.
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
If you do a job twice, it's yours.