If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Konrad Adenauer

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

If at first you don't succeed, you've got one strike against you.

Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is alert.

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