Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you're with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Think lucky. If you fall in a pond, check your hip pockets for fish.
A dog always wants to be on the other side of the door.
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
2 + 2 = 4, unless you're talking about the inches of a 2-by-4 board.
If at first you don't succeed, hire a contractor.
You must pay for your sins. If you've already paid, please disregard this notice.
Patience is fine, but it never helped a rooster lay an egg.
Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.