What does it mean when you make a mistake and nobody notices it?
It doesn't take many square meals to make a round middle.
It isn't the minutes at the table that add pounds. It's the seconds!
A word of advice: Don't give it.
Ever notice how many dead people come alive at 5:00PM?
Must be something to reincarnation. It's hard to believe I could get this far behind in one lifetime!
Impromptu: show business talk for disorganized.
Count Dracula never worked a day in his life.
Everything gets easier with practice, except getting up in the morning.
A good scare is worth more than good advice.