Poverty is no disgrace, but it is confoundedly inconvenient.
Pay no attention to what the critics say. There has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.
Vox populi, vox humbug.
The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
There are not enough competent people in the world to go around; somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors.
Success covers a multitude of blunders.
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Patriotism is your conviction that your country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Frogs have it easy. They eat what bugs them.