The art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to the other.

We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.

Truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities, truth isn't.

To be good is noble. But to teach others how to be good is nobler...and less trouble.

There is no use in walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.

One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.


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