Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great.
A blunder at the right moment is better than cleverness at the wrong time.
Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it.
It is a pity that Chawcer, who had geneyus, was so unedicated. He's the wuss speller I know of.
Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay. I came to say, I must be going.
Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many?
I never understand anything until I have written about it.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Common sense is not so common.