Meeting: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

Some people who want to be a procrastinator never get around to it.

You may not mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

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