Ken Olson

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.

Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Dave Barry

Today's scientific question: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

A person has two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason and the real reason.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


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