Place me in the company of those who seek the truth, and deliver me from those who have found it.
All I want is the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.
The only force capable of preserving a thing is the force which created it.
Real programmers work from 9 to 5, because that is the way the job is described in the formal spec. Working late would feel like using an undocumented external procedure.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
Even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
Loose bits sink chips.