Jane Wagner

All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.

Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll fix it in software.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll document it in the manual.

We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.

It takes one woman nine months to make a baby. You can't expect nine women to accomplish the same in one month.

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