The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll fix it in software.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll document it in the manual.
We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
If you wish to shoot at a king, do not wound him.
It takes one woman nine months to make a baby. You can't expect nine women to accomplish the same in one month.