It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; the user can work it out.

If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?

The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland"; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.


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