Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
It works better if you plug it in.
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't.
Ambition can creep as well as soar.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.