The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

Joe Ryan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.

Elbert Hubbard

Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still likes you.

Charles Osgood

Babies are always more trouble than you thought -- and more wonderful.

Fred A. Clark

It's hard to detect good luck -- it looks so much like something you've earned.

Elmer G. Letterman

A person's greatest strength develops at the point where he overcomes his greatest weakness.

Joan Rivers

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Lou Holtz

I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions.

Herb Gardner

Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.


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