If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
There is hardly anything in the world that someone can't make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price only are this person's lawful prey.
Don't run with scissors in your hand.
The wise person knows not all the answers, only where to find them.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, but there are such things as stupid people asking questions.
If you pay people peanuts you get monkeys.
Even a fool, when he is silent, is considered wise.
Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.