Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Budget: a method for going broke methodically.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Of all human processes, the most precious is continuous improvement.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
If you don't have a solution, admire the problem.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?