Instant gratification is no longer fast enough.
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
A pessimist has no motor. An optimist has no brakes.
Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
The best substitute for brains is silence
Don't lie down with dogs. When you do you get up with fleas.
Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes.
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The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.