I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
It's so crowded nobody goes there anymore.
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
A good deed never goes unpunished.
Virtue is its own revenge.
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.