There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser.
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
The future isn't what it used to be.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
I never know how much of what I say is true.