We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one for a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Men who never get carried away should be.
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.