Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
Some days are plug and play, some days are drag and drop.
Tis more blessed to give than receive. For example, wedding presents.
Q: What do you give a person who has everything? A: Penicillin.
A is for Apple
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
In the end, everything is a gag.
It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.