Kirk Douglas

If you become a star, YOU don't change, everyone else does.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Larry Gelbart

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Henry Kissinger

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Gail Godwin

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.


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