I am a deeply superficial person.
If you become a star, YOU don't change, everyone else does.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Is the world run by C students?
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.