Garrison Keillor

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

People on horses look better than they are; people in cars look worse.

You can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

I'm Feel So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here

Ernie Kovacs

Television: a medium. So-called because it is neither rare nor well-done.

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.


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