The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
I could now afford all the things I never had as a kid, if I didn't have kids.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, "Hey, I don't see the PROBLEM here."
Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.