The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
An economist's guess is likely to be as good as anybody else's.
Business is a good game -- lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
Every morning I get up and look through the list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Half of any profession graduated in the bottom half of the class.
Any new venture goes through these stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and glory to those who did nothing.