Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Another word for sushi: bait.
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.
Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well.