A gentleman is a man who can play the accordian but doesn't.
There is no law against composing music when one has no ideas whatsoever. The music of Wagner, therefore, is perfectly legal.
The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it.
Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.
Never mistake endurance for hospitality.
Support wildlife. Throw a party.
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Attention to health is life's greatest hinderance.
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.