There is no law against composing music when one has no ideas whatsoever. The music of Wagner, therefore, is perfectly legal.

Gerald Nachman

The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it.

Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.

To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.


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