Conservatives are satisfied with present evils. Liberals want to replace them with new ones.
A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time. A liberal feels it should happen, but not now.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Patriotism is the veneration of real estate above principles.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Television is democracy at its ugliest.