I won't think about it today. I'll think about it tomorrow.
I'll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else has to say.
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
Never mistake motion for action.
The world is divided into two classes: invalids and nurses.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
Everything changes but the avant garde.
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.