The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
It's not what we don't know that hurts, it's what we know that ain't so.
The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes before the first lesson.
Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again.
Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of jerks.
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of 10 people couldn't start a conversation.
American college students are like American colleges -- each has half-dulled faculties.