It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
Always look out for Number One, and be careful not to step in Number Two.
It may be that we have all lived before and died, and this is hell.
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life: Can't live with it, can't live without it.
Even when I'm sick and depressed, I love life.
Sin is geographical.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
All life is an experiment.