I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
Archimedes Principle: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.
You can drown in an average depth of one inch of water.
Never try to walk across a river just because it has an average depth of four feet.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
I have seen the truth, and it doesn't make sense.
Truth is the safest lie.
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.