Small though it is, the human brain can be quite effective when used properly.
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
Underachiever— and proud of it, man!
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
If the primates that we came from had known that someday politicians would come out of the gene pool, they'd've stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea.
It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract.
The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances.