I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
Men and women, women and men -- it will never work.
You need someone to love while you're looking for someone to love.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I am my hair.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Many people die at 25 and aren't buried until they are 75.
I am at two with nature.