Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Anybody who has survived childhood has enough information about life to last the rest of his days.
If you want to recapture your youth, cut off his allowance.
There is nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Before I was married I had six theories about raising children. Now I have six children and no theories.
It's a dull child that knows less than its father.
Adults are obsolete children.
Necessity is the mother of attraction.
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?