Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Anybody who has survived childhood has enough information about life to last the rest of his days.

There is nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.

John Wilmot

Before I was married I had six theories about raising children. Now I have six children and no theories.

Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?


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