The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
No person ever listened himself out of a job.
I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.
Parents are not interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.
It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his son to be.
Parenthood remains the greatest single preserve of the amateur.
The time not to become a father is 18 years before a war.
In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.
There is no such thing as fun for the entire family.
One who thinks that money can do everything is likely to do anything for money.