Henny Youngman

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

John D. Rockefeller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.

The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

Two can live as cheaply as one. Take the bird and the horse, for example.


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