I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.
The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
Alimony is always having to say you're sorry.
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
The price of eternal vigilance is indifference.
I don't like money, but it quiets my nerves.
Two can live as cheaply as one. Take the bird and the horse, for example.
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one?