My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.

Gerald Nachman

The toughest part of being on a diet is shutting up about it.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'm on a grapefruit diet. I eat everything but grapefruit.

Cyra McFadden

I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.

A foundation is a large body of money surrounded by people who want some.

Daffy Duck

Consequences, shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.


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