Democracy is the name we give to the people when we need them.
Politics consists of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Politics is a means of preventing people from taking part in what properly concerns them.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch up my x-rays.
If you don't take care of your body, where will you live?
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
Never eat anything whose listed ingredients cover more than one-third of the package.
Where there's smoke, there's toast.
Everything I want is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
If it tastes good, it's trying to kill you.