Democracy is the name we give to the people when we need them.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Politics consists of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

Politics is a means of preventing people from taking part in what properly concerns them.

Henny Youngman

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch up my x-rays.

Never eat anything whose listed ingredients cover more than one-third of the package.

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